Ello, Mates!
I'm here with a major fashion DON'T for all you fashionistos out there: crocodile/snake skin dress shoes. Over the years we've seen this popular item at our favorite department stores and dressy shoe shops at the mall but never thought to make a purchase of them.... and for good reason. First and foremost, the thought of wearing a once slimy and deadly animal on my feet does not sound appealing. Also, I rarely see any nice-looking ones that can match a dressy outfit. They always seem to come in tacky, dyed colors or have an intense amount of prints including different shades of beiges, browns, and blacks to them that just come off as a hot mess. Another thing that turns me off with these kinds of shoes is that they come with certain stereotypes such as hunters, pimps, cowboys, and men of older age.
Instead of wearing these kind of shoes, I suggest we keep it simple and dress it up with some shiny tux shoes, or even a classic dress shoe. Whatever you choose to wear, please just keep the reptiles away from your closet, and leave them to Animal Planet.
Sssssssstay Sssssssexy,
Noel Escobar