Dear Fashionistas:
I hope you are all pulling out your tank tops and dresses: there's a heat wave a' comin'!
On a more serious note I'd like to discuss two incidents I've come across quite frequently in the past couple days.
Incident 1: boob
Incident 2: boob
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Keep them to your self!
Now, if there's any question to the meaning of the previous equation, I shall explain.
Shirts should cover the breasts, breasts should never have a problem staying within the confines of a shirt, near nipple-age is illegal.
Think of it this way: do you ever see part or most of a man's penis over his jeans? Yea, well, if you have-- you don't count!
The point is: keep your boobs covered just like you do your secrets because they're not for everyone to see.
Sincerely,
Annoyed A-Cup.
